Late risers unite in Denmark
By Chris Morris BBC News, Denmark
If you find it hard to get up in the morning, don't despair - you're not lazy, you're just genetically programmed that way, says the B-Society in Denmark.
The sound of the alarm is dreaded by B-people everywhere
I have still got a rather nasty bruise on my shin at the moment after the flawed execution of my latest elaborate plan - to make sure I did not miss the dreaded early morning flight.
I was sleeping rather fitfully in the spare room downstairs, trying to avoid waking up the rest of the house, when the time ticked around to 4.30.
First the phone alarm on the bedside table chirruped. I soon dealt with that.
But then one minute later the alarm clock cunningly hidden on the other side of the room burst into life.
The trick is to place an obstacle - in this case my son's rickety wooden rocking horse - in your path, making immediate access difficult.
Now I know it is not my fault. I am a B-person The idea, obviously, is that by the time you find the blasted clock you are awake.
The trouble was, in this case, in my bleary-eyed trance, I forgot about the horse altogether and crashed into it at some speed.
Searing pain, followed by muffled obscenities, left me lying in a heap on the floor, the alarm clock still beeping impatiently.
I made the flight, the sunrise looked lovely, but boy do I hate mornings.
But it is OK. Now I know it is not my fault. I am a B-person.
A B-person - as opposed to an A-person - genetically pre-disposed to operate better and to be more alert later in the day.